About the Author

QUICK STATS:

Name: God
Age: Older than the dirt He created
Weight and height: Unknown; unfathomable

Date of Birth: Unknown

Date of Death: Non-existent

Famous Quote:

Turn the other cheek.

Features: Scars on hands and feet, possibly a beard.

NOTE: The picture above is not of God, but of Morgan Freeman, who in my mind, looks like the image of God.

Although many prophets and disciples claim to have written many books of the Bible, all scripture was inspired by One.

 

Every Scripture passage is inspired by God. All of them are useful for teaching, pointing out errors, correcting people, and training them for a life that has God’s approval.
-2 Timothy 3:16


Jesus Christ, also referred to as the “I am”, the Messiah, the alpha, omega, teacher, and the Almighty, is the ultimate author of the Bible. He has no day of birth, and definitely no day of death.




His weight and height are infinite, and some qualities that describe Him are slow to anger, and quick to forgive. Friends tell us that He speaks in parables, and sometimes through burning bushes when necessary.